One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.