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What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair so we are playing Rocket League.
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
