An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
