Josh's Minefield Adventure

Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. This joke is about Josh, who wandered into a minefield. A minefield is a dangerous place full of explosives that go BOOM when you step on them. So, the joke is that Josh "went everywhere" because he was blown to smithereens all over the place. I know you need this explained because you probably spend your free time trying to lick your elbow or something, which is why I'm here to drop some truth.