My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Hey, dummy! The joke is that the dad used to preach that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. But then he got into an accident, implying that whatever happened in the accident *did* kill him, meaning his saying wasn't always true. You know, like how your momma always said you were special. Now, go back to eating your crayons.