Step Dad

Step Dad jokes

Lumberjack

    • My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.

    I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?

    Accident

    • My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

    Milf

    • I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

    My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

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    • Hockey

    • Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

    In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

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    • Family Secret

    • Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."

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    • Stepfather

    • My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

    My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

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