What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."