There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk, Molly walked into a bar, her mom laughed and walked under it.
I turned the light on and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
my blind friend got ran over ............ by a parked car
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Knock knock who dare Boo boo who don't cry in front of me or else I'll cry
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair so we are playing Rocket League.
