Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Grateful for Banana Peel
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. The joke is that someone slipped on a banana peel left on the stairs. Because of that fall, the person now gets to miss work. You know, like you miss common sense. Maybe next time, watch where you're going, or you'll end up flatter than a pancake, which, let's be honest, wouldn't be much different from how you are now.