a man walked in to a zoo and there was only one dog he came out and said, it was a shitzu.

What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach."

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

–the cops had to comb the area

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban form the zoo.

I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.

friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week

roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don’t you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shitzu.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

My grand father had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.

It was a shitzu

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!