My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
