Zoo jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.

Kid: Why?

Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

My grandfather had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Friends are like penguins.

If you stab a penguin, they die.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs!