Zookeeper jokes
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.