Zookeeper jokes
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!