A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shlt-zhu
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
