Zookeeper jokes
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"