My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! This joke is about a dad who's got the heart of a lion—meaning he's brave and all that. But here's the kicker: he's banned from the zoo for life. So, he probably stole the lion's heart. Get it? You wouldn't because you can't even find your own heart.
Goofy Goober
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