Yours jokes
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Your d*** size...
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Good being
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?