Deez nutz jokes

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

Deez nutz!

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!

And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

Do you know Bumo?

Bumo deez nuts.

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!