Yours jokes
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.