Yours jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
"irresistible to women"
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
You're just big and good.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Daughter: Dad, why are you so mean?
Dad: Because you are so mean, that's why.
Daughter: You so get on my nerves.
Dad: I am gonna slap you in your god darn head if you don't shut up.
Daughter: Wow, Dad, you savage.
Dad: 21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daughter: Oh my God, I am tellin' Mom that you are doin' that thing again.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your mum gay.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
What do people use more than you that is yours?