Yours jokes
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!