Yours jokes

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!