Breastfeeding Truth

Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!

The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that breastfeeding is like sex, which is kinda icky to think about, especially with a baby. It's funny because it's so wrong and makes you feel weird. And you, person who probably wears socks with sandals, clearly don't get it because you're too busy pondering the mysteries of the universe... or maybe just trying to match your Tupperware lids.

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This person fucked his dog

This person is probably a virgin