Yours jokes
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.