Bird versus Jam

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, chucklenut. This joke hinges on a dirty play on words. It's all about the double meaning of "ham." Get it? You can literally put ham *inside* a bird, but "ham" can also be used as a verb, meaning "to insert." The joke makes fun of sexual innuendo, which is probably the only thing you understand, you genius.

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How do you HAM your cock into something??? Sounds painful.