Yours jokes
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.