Yours jokes
Your life is the joke.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.