Yours jokes
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.