Yours jokes
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.