Yours jokes
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!