Yours jokes
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.