Yours jokes
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Memes
It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.