Yours jokes

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?

A: "I'm calling your parents!"

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

If you play games, go play on your sister.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.