Yours jokes

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.