What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Soccer For Orphans
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you got this soccer ball, right? But if you're an orphan, what's worse than losing a ball? Losing your folks. It's dark, see? Like your future if you don't start studying. And hey, stop picking your nose; you're not gonna find gold in there.