Yours jokes

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?

A: "I'm calling your parents!"

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

If you play games, go play on your sister.