Yours jokes
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!