Yours jokes
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
This joke is short... like your dick!
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.