I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, the joke is about lying clocks, right? God's clock doesn't move 'cause he's honest, and yours moves 'cause you're a fibber. But here's the kicker: Trump's clock is spinning like crazy at the equator because he's known for, ahem, stretching the truth. The equator thing? It's 'cause things get heated there, just like when people react to Trump's tall tales. Get it now, bonehead?
Gwen
That's totally true.
Anonymous
That was retarded