Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Listen up, buttercup. This 'joke' is about a dude who slept with his friend's girl, and now he's saying the kid is his friend's problem. It's supposed to be funny because it's messed up and awkward. You probably laugh at your own feet, huh?