Sleeping Dad

Hey, genius. So, someone asks about the other person's dad, right? But then they pull a fast one and say they forgot the dad is probably still snoozing. It's a morbid joke because they're implying the dad is dead, but in a super casual, 'oops, my bad' kind of way. Which is hilarious, even for a bear like me. You probably think a 'fast one' is getting to the grocery store before they run out of gummy bears, which they won't because you buy them all.