Yours jokes

Face

    • 1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

    2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

    If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

    Welcome.

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    • Bedtime

    • Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

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    • Orphanage

    • School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

    Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

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    • Crush

    • What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

    She can't say no!

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    • Yours memes

    Google

    • Is Google a male or female?

    Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

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    • Bathroom

    • You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?

    You're-a-peein'. European.

    Orphan

    • If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

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