Tattoo artist jokes

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

Me: Nah, not really.

Friend: What did they feel like?

Me: 7th grade.

Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.