You're jokes
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Your mum lol teehee!
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Your (DYM 17).
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)