You're jokes
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"