You're jokes
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.