Family Business jokes

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."