Family Business jokes
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.