Family Business jokes
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."