You're jokes

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

Your hairline.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

Two whales went to a bar.

The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Your Fortnite win rate.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"

Orphan; "Stop calling here!"

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Your mum!

Your face.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"