You're jokes
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
You're homeless, you orphan!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.