You're jokes
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
SHrek
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.