You're jokes

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

When an African has a twin, your me??

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."