You're jokes
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Your mom is a joke.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."