Gun Acquisition

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the wife tells her husband not to buy a gun, but he goes and buys TWO guns. Get it? He's not following her instructions, and it's supposed to be funny because he's being disobedient and buying more guns, which is more dangerous and less smart.

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