You're jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

Is your dad a magician?

Because he magically disappeared.

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Your dad is your mom.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

What kind of tree fits in your hands?