You're jokes

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

What's something red that is bad for your teeth?

A brick.