You're jokes
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.