You're jokes
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Your life, ahhahaha!
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
You're a big Z!
Your mom dot com.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
You. You're the joke.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Hi, I hope you’re
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."