You're jokes

Your mom dot com.

Your life, ahhahaha!

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

How can you tell what kind of emo you are?

By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.

Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...

Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.