You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Gene Pool Lifeguard
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The joke is saying you're so stupid that you're polluting the whole freakin' gene pool. Like, the gene pool needs a lifeguard to save it from your dumb genes. You're basically a walking disaster for the human race! But hey, at least you're good for a laugh, even if it's at your expense.