You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Lay Face Down
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're so ugly even a freakin' rock—and rocks ain't exactly beauty queens—thinks you should hide your face. Face down, so nobody has to look at your ugly mug. I know you are not smart enough to understand but that is what is up.