You're jokes
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Memes
Extended warranty-
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I found your parent!
You're just big and good.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
your (DYM 38)
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.