You're jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Where's your off button?

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!