You're jokes
You're just big and good.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
I found your parent!
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?