Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the person's mom is so fat that when she ripped her pants, the seamster (that's a fancy word for someone who sews) couldn't fix them because they only sew curtains. It's funny because it's implying she's wider than a curtain. You probably didn't get it because you look like you eat crayons.