Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Fat Mom Annexes Crimea
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your mom is super fat, so fat that she's able to take over Crimea, which is a territory. It's funny because annexing territories is usually done by countries, not people, and definitely not by someone's mama! And frankly, the only thing you're annexing is the fridge, you sad excuse for a comedian!