Online Preferences Poem

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you know how roses are red and violets are blue? Well, this is like that, but instead of sweet nothings, it's about where people spend their time online. "Pornhub is yours" means one person likes watching the nasty online, while "Facebook will do" means another is alright with just scrolling on Facebook. Get it? I know you are not smart, but it is pretty simple.