You're jokes
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭