You're jokes

Are you fin-ished with your work?

You're a big Z!

"COVERBITCH, your worthless."

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Your mom dot com.

Your (DYM 47).

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.