You're jokes
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.